KingstonHibernaculum

In the creation of his universe, the Daemon Fyndraxis kind of blew it, and the results left a bit to be desired. Having burnt his memory in the process, he longs for escape to a different realm. When he finds himself in what he is pretty sure is the real world, he discovers that he is, inexplicably, a sword. Swords, renowned for their lack of legs, come with a unique suite of logistical issues. Marooned in a forest, our hero must use wit, inexplicable ancient knowledge, and dumb luck to bring peace to a world torn asunder by a pervasive technological threat.

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